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No doubt you have seen the VB Regulars ads that have been on TV since July. (If not - head to VB.com.au to check them out). I have grabbed some of the banners and attempted to put each player into one of the 11 categories. If you think someone should be in a different group - email me Steve.Ingham@Fostersgroup.com and let me know. 
WHO: Farmers, Vets and the Inquisitive. MOTTO : Stealth and Tender Words These good people of the land have the unenviable task of getting personal with their livestock. According to John Riddington "it's no more painful than having a thick rubber around the bicep". If anyone's earned a drink at the end of the working day it's these blokes. ASJ MEMBERS: Barnsey, Stiva CELEBRITY MEMBERS: Scott Cam, Any Farmer Who Wants a Wife 
WHO: Funny Men, Rich Men etc. MOTTO : He Who Dares, Wins Modern Miracles. A lot of people would like to know their secret -are they funny? Are they loaded? Do they have size 18...feet? Whatever it is, we do know they defied all logic and landed an absolute cracker. Hats off to these lucky missing links. ASJ MEMBERS: CELEBRITY MEMBERS: Lleyton Hewitt, Mark Philoupoussis, Gary Ablett Jnr, Dave Hughes, Hugh Hefner 
WHO: Big units, Lumber Jacks, Bouncers, Footy Players... MOTTO : Made from Brick These guys fall into two camps, scale breakers and salad dodgers; those that feed up on spinich and those that ate all the pies. Both are equally good to have as friends or back ups; equally, they aren't good to be stuck next to on an 8 hour flight to Phuket. Just remember, our big boned brothers are people too. ASJ MEMBERS: K-Lo, Carl, Bill, Sock, Yorke CELEBRITY MEMBERS: John Daly, Nick Stevens, Arnold Schwarznegger, The Big Show, Aaron Sandilands 
WHO: Sons & Daughters of old Bogans. MOTTO : Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie... If you need any further proof that Australia is the lucky country then look no further than the cashed up bogan. Their new money is spent on the finer things in life, like large sunglasses, dangly gold earrings and sick stereo systems for their wake board boats. ASJ MEMBERS: Lash, Stinga, Deano CELEBRITY MEMBERS: Most AFL Players, Paris Hilton 
WHO: Ex-School Footy Captains, Yo-Yo Champions, early bloomers MOTTO : Forgotten, but not gone Boyish good looks evaporated and they're still clinging to that goal they kicked in 81 for the Under 16's. They were the envy of the playground, but fame is fleeting and the idea of sitting up the back of the class doesn't seem so clever now. Good blokes nonetheless. Those were the days. ASJ MEMBERS: Justin Altus, Sean Halge (No Chess Club has had a captain like him since!) CELEBRITY MEMBERS: 
WHO: Your Granddad, Your Dad, Your Uncle, Your Cousin, Your Mate, Your Brother and You. MOTTO : Caution to the wind. Forging blindly ahead into the unknown, these are the type of guys that shut their eyes and go in windmill punching. It could be as simple as a bookcase or as time consuming as a bathroom renovation. Whatever it is, we do know that at some point that are going to attempt to rewire the fuse box. ASJ MEMBERS: Chris Plant CELEBRITY MEMBERS: Steve Irwin, Peter Brock 
WHO: Gym Junkies, fashionistas, inner city lads, contemporary dancers MOTTO : Putting Razors in dangerous places Smooth to the touch and often liberally bathed in oil and scent, these young gentlemen put in tireless hours of work behind the scenes to achieve perfection. Hairs are either trimmed or removed entirely, nails are buffed and you won't find a chapped lip amongst them ASJ MEMBERS: Sock, Stinga, Julian Powell, Johnny C, Millsy, Des, K LO CELEBRITY MEMBERS: Michael Klim, Michael Clarke, Shane Crawford OTHER VB REGULAR CATEGORIES & NOMINATIONS Col Gray - Blokes Who Have Done The Phantom Barnsey - is NOT in the Men Who Won't Eat Quiche (Rumour has it he will eat anything INCLUDING Pies he found on the ground!) | 
